If there are more than 2 people in the car OR if you drive a minivan, NEVER go through the Drive Through at a Fast Food Restaurant. NEVER.
Do not talk on your cell phone while driving...you are not that good.
Do not talk after the previews in a movie theatre. Not a single word. Ever. It's not cute and your not funny.
Never drive less than 10mph over the speed limit in the left lane. "Slower drivers keep to the right."
When
they tell you to turn off ALL electonic devices on an airplane...do it.
Do you think they are asking for their health? We are 30,000 miles
above the ground, and you wanna call somebody? You must not know.
Put your stupid sign
down. It's rude. You are allowed to hold it up during the entrance and
exit ONLY of the superstar on the sign. While I am at it, hang up that
damn cell phone while "on camera" because whoever it is can't see you.
Yes, I do hate cell phones. Yes, I do have 2 of them with service.
They did not do it because you are black. You said it because they are white.
Never express an opinion in public about a presidential candidate if you have not done at least 1 hour of REAL research on them and the opponent. Qualified research = CSPAN, CNN or the candidates websites.
Everyone should go to Las Vegas just once. You'll be back. That same year.
If
you run from the police, you have just authorized them to shoot you.
Not fatally, just shot to stop. Don't like it, don't run.
You kill a police officer, you are sentenced to death. No matter where you are.
If you have not listened to at least one Frank Sinatra song, you do not know music.
You
should never know who won the Superbowl if you do not know your
childrens best friends names, or where they are when you watch the
Superbowl.
Never
tell anyone you will sue them because you won't. And if you do, your
problem won't sound so bad once it is told in a courtroom.
There is no such thing as "I don't have time." The real answer is "I have not made time."
Never wait in line to spend money.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Never get involved in a break up. Never make friends with his/her friends. Never play friends against them.
Go to Wrestlemania at least once. It is surreal.
Macs are better.
The glass is ALWAYS half full. I hate negativity. Truly hate it. I hate people that complain just because someone is listening.
